The GAPED Crusaders..

The Surprise Winner...

In a shocking turn of events Mikey was the first to reach the scene and claim the prize.. Our crack staff snapped this picture right after the find..
Mikey refused to comment because its impolite to talk with your mouth full..

Race For Zeeke's Poop Update

Team Blunder hits a few snags...
Bonnie's big wheel skidded off the road and she fell 50 feet into a ditch..
Luckily she landed on her head and is expected to continue in the hunt..
Faggy got distracted by a 20% off sale at Bed Bath and Beyond where he was seen purchasing a pink bath set... " This is exciting, The pink matches my bathroom perfectly " Faggy said as he skipped to his car..
Both remained optimistic and vowed to continue the search for Zeeke's poop..
The race is on.. Who will win and secure the ultimate prize ?

Bonnie Joins The Hunt..

Bonnie is peddling as fast as she can to be the first to reach Zeekes poop..
Who will win and claim the ultimate prize ?

The Mission Is Set..

Faggy is spearheading the effort to find Zeeke's poop and the search is on..

Rare Pink Mushrooms Found..

Yesterday while the hapless shut in tards were busy stalking the internet for any possible new Zeeke information I was out shroomin near Whiskey Springs pond and found the elusive pink Mushroom.. I been shroomin for over 40 years and until yesterday had never seen them.. It was exciting.. Like Faggy finding the perfect color high heels or Bonnie finding a dollar bill in her couch.. It's a once in a lifetime event..
Of course while you are out in the mountains sanitary facilities aren't readily available so when nature calls you gotta take care of business as best you can.. I found a proper log and did my business and thought of a fun way to mess with the tards.. After pooping I clicked the location into GPS and got the following coordinates.. 39*31'58.26N - 77*28'31.33W.. If crazed Zeeke stalkers enter that location into GPS and follow the directions carefully you will be rewarded with the find of the century.. A pile of Zeekes poop.... Think of what you can do with it ?.. Have it DNA tested.. Figure out what I ate for dinner the night before or just bag it and take it home as a momento or just eat it.. I dont care I'm done with it.. One thing is certain.. You better hurry and get it before the word gets out and its gone.. Imagine being the first insane Zeeke stalker to actually own a piece of Zeeke poop..
You will be the envy of crazed Zeeke stalkers everywhere..

Cluck Cluck

I CLUCKED that Old Bitch !

Moral Highs and Lows..

OnlineHost: Xxyesmemike has entered the room.
Xxyesmemike: Peeked in the chatroom 1/15/10 about his educational achievements
OnlineHost: Xxyesmemike has entered the room
Xxyesmemike: " i left school early ..i was working making money i had no use for 12th grade roflmao
OnlineHost: Xxyesmemike has entered the room
Xxyesmemike: ollie the fag gm lmao

Mikey has been doing " pop ins " for months.. Sure, I have his family picture including minor children.. It never occured to me to post it on Ask Zeeke because it seemed like an admission that he had made me angry enough to do something I know is wrong.. Suppose I posted this picture without the childrens faces removed.. What then ? Would the other side cry foul and make it an issue ? They can't make it an issue anymore and thats the hole they dug for themselves..
I hope Rose is reading Ugly's blog and seeing whats happening because for years every anti Rose blog Started off with "Rose blogged children" What can they say about it now ? Nothing..
The Victories keep coming !

Moral High Road..

Everyone knows It's morally wrong to blog minor children but someone sent me pictures of Ugly's children and I couldn't resist blogging them..

Zeekes Top 10 List

Here is a list of the top 10 funniest things posted on Ugly's blog during the 36 hour takeover..
10. CHRISTOPHER BLOWS CUM BUBBLES
9. BONNIE DRINKS FROM THE TOILET
8. BONNIE BLOWS BUMS
7. I TAINTED THE MOUTH UGLY KISSES WITH MY PENIS
6. TOOTHLESS BOB IS REALLY THE FATHER OF UGLY'S CHILDREN
5. FAGGYS FINACE IS A CLEANING LADY
4. BONNIES POOPSTAINED FINGERS
3. CHRISTOPHERS FILTHY BUTTPLUG
2. I SPLOOGED UGLYS TOOTHBRUSH
And the number 1 funniest thing posted on Uglys blog during the takeover issss...
1. MONIKA GAVE ME A BLOWJOB IN A PORTA JOHN AT THE PREAKNES

It seems like a shame to reduce the list to only 10.. so here's another 10..
10. BONNIE FAKED HAVING CANCER FOR PITY
9. CHRISTOPHER SQUATS WHEN HE PEES
8. JAZZY TAINTED MONIKAS FUCKHOLE
7. BONNIE WAS MOLESTED BY HER FATHER
6. I GOT FAGGY'S FIANCE IN THE ASS WHILE SHE WAS SCRUBBING MY TOILET
5. BONNIE SUCKS DOG COCK
4. FAGGY WILL SHIT A TURNIP OVER THIS
3. SUICIDE HOTLINE PUT BONNIE ON HOLD
2. THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS ROONT
and the number 1 funniest thing posted on uglys blog during the takeover on the 2nd top 10 list is..............
1. AFTER MONIKA BLEW ME IN THE PORTA JOHN I STUCK HER HEAD THRU THE SEAT HOLE AND FUCKED HER IN THE POOPCHUTE

Want another 10 ? Twist my arm.. Here's another 10..

10. BONNIE SNACKS ON DEAD ROACHES
9. UGLYS ALCOHOLIC WIFE BLEW ME FOR A BOTTLE OF BOONES FARM
8. COME OUT OF THE CLOSET CHRISTOPHER
7. CHRISTOPHERS FIANCE BLEW ME FOR 10 DOLLARS
6. THIS BLOG IS ROONT
5. BONNIE GARGLES WITH PEE
4. CHRISTOPHER WEARS TAMPONS JUST FOR THE FEEL
3. BONNIES LIVER JUST EXPLODED
2. FAGGY IS SO STEAMED HIS DEPENDS MELTED
And the number 1 funniest thing posted on Ugly's blog during the takeovers 3rd top 10 list is...
1.. MONIKA SNORTED MY CUM THRU A STRAW

The Alliance posted hundreds of comments on Ugly's blog over a 36 hour period so I could easily make another 5 lists... Faggy and Bonnie were helpless and could do nothing to stop it.
TOTAL VICTORY !

TOTAL VICTORY !

Our mission was to force Ugly to enable comment moderation.. That's a win..
Ugly himself blogged pictures of minor children.. Another win..
They were completely shut out of the blog for 36 hours.. Another win..
Ugly will have to babysit the blog and keep invaders out.. Another win..
I fully expected retribution for raping Ugly's blog but the response was a little weaker than I anticipated.. A few pictures of people I barely know and most I dont even recognize, Faggy threatening legal action because we stole his life for 36 hours and of course Bonnie's insane Zeeke theories are always good for a laugh.. All in all I would call the mission a TOTAL VICTORY and have no regrets especially when I think of Ugly spending hours deleting things like "monika snorted my cum thru a straw" or any of the other hundreds of hilarious comments we bombarded the blog with.. Would I do it again ? That question will be answered if Ugly ever removes comment moderation and things like "christopher blows cum bubbles" or "Bonnie drinks toilet water" start appearing on Ugly's blog you will know my answer is YES..

Sick Childish and Perverse But Funny As Hell

It was a brilliant plan.. Ugly informed the world that he was going to the Preakness and Faggy informed the world that blogger cuts off comments at 200. Armed with that intel and a little diabolical thought a plan was drawn.. The Alliance to Sabotage Bonnies Manic Ranting on Ugly's Blog was quickly formed and the plan was executed with deadly force and precision accuracy.. Sure it's childish but imagine Faggy and Bonnie unable to post on Ugly's blog for at least 12 hours until Ugly gets home and fixes the mess we made of his blog.. They will be suicidal and feel even worse when they learn that they helped shut it down .. Every comment you throw at Ugly's blog is instantly rebuffed by those 2 dimwits so one comment actually tallied 3 and in somecases Faggy and Bonnie will rebuff a single post 3 or 4 times each making the number 200 easily attainable with minimal effort.. So what did we learn here ? Not a fucking thing that serves any useful purpose in life but Ron and I have ROONT a Saturday for Team Dimwit. TOTAL VICTORY !

You is fagsssssssssssssssss

Xxyesmemike: gm too the gay room. what childish thing will we think of today roflmao, you is fagsssssssss and gm perky the room pitbull.. all asswipes

I hope Queen Faggy poops out a 5000 word blog denouncing Mikeys homophobic behavior and questionable grammar..

Ask Zeeke's 400th Post

Remember wayyyyyyyyy back to December 2008... Faggy denounced blogs and was repulsed by drama in all forms..
Mikey and Toothless Bob were stuck in a debate over which job was more white trash.. Trucking or HVAC..
Takoma was still working as a prison guard at Lorton even though Lorton closed in 2002..
Ugly and the SOS people were still hiding in shame over the van/face punch incident...
Bonnies liver was still functioning..
Over the years I've tried to steer Ask Zeeke away from being a hateful revenge fueled shitrag into a satirical lighthearted peek into the lives of a few deeply disturbed individuals who take themselves way too seriously.. I would like to thank not only the loyal readers who enjoy a good laugh but also the Bonnie's and Faggy's of the world who are so easily made fun of that Ask Zeeke nearly writes itself.. As long as people act like dumbasses Ask Zeeke will continue to combat stupidity with stupidity..
THANK YOU FOR MAKING ASK ZEEKE STAND THE TEST OF TIME..

We Salute You..

Today we salute Ron for a job well done.. The perfect scam..
SALUTE !

An Apology Is In Order..

All these years everyone accused Mikey of taking stupid pills but it turns out we WAS wrong.. He takes Dunce Capsules.. Sorry..

Shhhhhhhhhh.. It's a Secret

Faggys Big Gay Weekend Facebook Post

Another Brilliant Failure

Hi there....
I started an internet chat room on April 29, 2012... Marylanders Over 35.... no one can take over the room... I have total control over who gets to use and stay in the room... the link is....

 

http://client16.addonchat.com/chat.php?id=567058&s and you have to register.  

 

It'll be active 24-7-365 and it's open now.   This room doesn't need anyone in it to remain open and usable.  There is no haggling over a bolt.  I am the owner and Super Administrator and may appoint several others to be Administrators to monitor the room when I'm not there.  Oh, and it currently allows for an unlimited number of users to be in the room at any time.   I'm searching for a way to cap it at 50 or 60 users.  And there's an idle timer -- if someone doesn't input any keystrokes in about 30-minutes... they are kicked from the room.  That'll hinder those endless campers who were just logging AOL's room chat.   But they can return.  When I BAN someone they can't simply change names and come back in.  Bans are done by their IP address... that set of 12 numbers that is one's internet address.  So eliminating a'holes and twits will be much easier and more successful.... though still not perfect.

You must have JAVA installed and running on your computer in order to use the room.  And you must register in order to even get into it.

Stop in for a visit.... but there are only about 10 others so far that have registered.  Time will tell how successful the room will be.

 

Take Care,

Dennis (Frostking9)

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