What ever happened to ole Bosco ?

Bosco is a sad story.. After years of providing sexual favors for his master he got cancer and had to be put down.. Hes now the Thursday lunch special at Chi's Korean lunch corner.. Kung Pao Dog..I bet with all that peanut butter he licked off his owners nutsack over the years they didnt even have to add peanuts .. Poor Poor Bosco..

Who Does Takoma Most Resemble ?

I've conducted an extensive web search using state of the art facial recognition technology.. 3 results were returned.. A groundhog.. A cartoon beaver or Theodore Chipmunk.. I see aspects of all 3 in Takomas picture.. Hes got the beedy little eyes of the groundhog, The buckteeth of the beaver and he's got the headshape of Theodore Chipmunk.. I'll leave it up to Ask Zeeke readers to decide and post the results later.. You can be part of this super scientific survey by voting in the comments section..

Why has Takoma turned into a crazed stalker ?

Takoma hasnt been right since he got busted out for claiming he currently worked at a prison that closed in 2002.. Instead of blaming himself for the situation he's chosen to blame the people who caught him in the lie.. He's got some sort of halfassed revenge thing going on but his approach has left him appearing mentally deranged and unstable.. All that aside I think the reason he stalks me is that he contracted the GAY VIRUS and wants to taste my penis..

Special Halloween Edition..

This is a pretty scary picture.. A cardiologist would look at that pic and have night terrors.. He would wake up clutching his prescription pad scribbling LIPITOR and ranting about healthy diet and proper excercise.. If this gaggle of trick or treaters showed up at my house I would rush to the freezer and hand out lean cuisine frozen dinners and pamphlets about obesity and heart disease.. For heaven sake guys..lay off those cheeseburgers.. Happy Halloween

The crystal ball hits it on the funny ...

The only error was Instead of a bikini clad hottie the fat toothless trucker was posed with A transvestite Cher Impersonator.. Sometimes fact is funnier than fiction..

100th post

I feel pretty good about making a scam alert Ask Zeekes 100th post.. When I created this site I didnt want just another "smear blog" I wanted to create a place for sharing information and answers so everyone could take advantage of Zeekes keen insight into the world around him.. Ask Zeeke took the art of taunting dimwits to a new level and I must admit its been fun.. Thanks for sharing the ride.. Zeeke

Scam Alert Update

A concerned citizen sent me this recently.. Pepper writes, "ok i m's arnt working. i need help. a few days ago we found out jesse's daughter was being physically abused. today we found out sexually as well by her stepfather. he needs to get to her asap. we dont have a car and cant afford 128$ one way on greyhound. he had to go to Delaware to file protection from abuse order , he cannot do it here. we are asking everyone we know to contact churches or see if they know of organizations or someone they know passing through wv that could get him there asap. her mother is aware of this and is not doing anything. we need to help her please see what you can do" Puhleaseeeee her slimebag pimp er uhh.. husband needs a ride to Delaware (likely for a probation hearing over the pregnant whore incident)and once again they are using children as a tool to manipulate money out of peoples wallets.. Luckily Ask Zeeke readers were in the "know" and understood what "panhandling pepper" was all about..You would think Zeeke would get tired of being right all the time but you know.. I never do..