Weekend At Bonnies

Ask Zeeke has found photographic evidence that Bonnie Bin Laden is indeed dead and that her corpse is being used as a stage prop..

Ugly Is Genetic

Here we see a prime example of UGLY running in famlies.. Diabru and Chynqt share the UGLY gene...

May Is National Ignore Bonnie Month

Fellow Americans don't forget that May is National Ignore Bonnie month..

Spamloafs Face Caught On Penis Cam

My crack photographer finally came out of his ugly induced coma this week was able to provide more penis cam photos from the late night visit to spamloafs trailer.. Although hes out of the coma his eyes were so badly damaged he may never regain his eyesight..

Spamloaf's Keyboard

Once again hats go off to my crack photography staff for bringing you this exclusive photo.. The photographer posed as a late night chatroom troll and gained entrance into spams home then used a penis cam to captured this shocking image. The man who took this photo has been undergoing electroshock therapy after his close call with the "beast" but is expected to make a full recovery..

Toothless Bob's Escape From The Crimescene

Toothless Bob was caught by a security camera making his escape after swindling an elderly woman out of her life savings.. Wilma Dickfit, A 103 year old handicapped woman in A Texas retirement home explained that she had met the toothless bandit in a chatroom and that she had performed various sex acts for him on webcam.. Toothless Bob maintains the money was a gift and refuses any further comment..

On The Road Again

The Magic 8 ball looked into the future and captured this photo of Heppy LeSpew's doomed driving career.. If you look closely at the picture you can see spamloaf walking away after just presenting Heppy with the keys.. Heppy got in, started it up and KABLAMMMMM.. Heppy told a rescue worker "Beings that, Pam told me, it was an automatic, I thought, the car drove itself"..