A confirmed Zeeke sighting in Delaware..

Its true.. Zeeke attended the picnic in Delaware Saturday.. I must thank Tom and Nanci for a truly wonderful experience.. The food was superb and Nanci may be the most gracious hostess of all time.. She really outdid herself and it was greatly appreciated by the guests in attendance.. Kudos !!!

Congratulations.. YOU SUCK !

Recently its come to my attention that a certain HEP C INFECTED, Kool smoking, section 8, DICKWHORE (whos name I wont mention) attempted to post hurtful comments on A memorial page devoted to someones recently deceased mother.. I really have to ask.. What kind of sick demented individual would do such a thing ? I sat back and reflected on this for a while and I cant think of anything more vulgar and disgusting.. It ranks right up there with date raping a tard girl or hitting a 96 year old grandfather of 25 over the head with a brick and stealing his wallet.. It really troubles me that people like this are allowed to exist in society.. All I can say is..If karma exists you are gonna be one hurtin DICKWHORE when it finally catches up with you..

Did You See The Toofless Trucker's Picture With His Shirt off ?

Sadly yes.. When I was done laughing it got me thinking about A white trash remake of " All in the family ".. A story about a fat toothless trucker who lost his job and hates the world.. Archie Boleks Barf-O-Lounger even has cupholders built into the arms to add class and sophistication to the show.. I'll shop the idea around and see if anyone bites.. Stay tuned for the answer.. Same FAT time, Same FAT channel..

Do You Think My Girlfriend Is Hot ?

After careful review of the pic you sent.. I believe you are lying and trying to pass off a cute waitress as your girlfriend.. Her waitress apron tells a story.. A story that points to the delusional and grandiose manner in which you want yourself to be viewed by others.. Honestly, If it wasnt such A sad and pathetic attempt at trying to snow people, It wouldnt be nearly as comical.. Anyway, I have a short quote that might be of some value.. " I would rather be HATED for who I am than LOVED for who I'm not " Also.. Find that waitresses number..I have a friend thats 23 and could actually date that girl without making people puke..

Its official.. Zeeke is GOD

Its official.. When nitwits start defacing the body with ink and needles in my honor..Its official..I'm GOD ..

Zeeke TATS are all the rage.. Get yours today !

Zeeke tats make you cooler than Fonzie.. In fact.. I'm so hip to the idea that I will gladly pay for it.. Thats due to the fact that welfare money could be better spent on electroshock therapy..

An Apology To Bubbles The Chimp Fans

Great news.. Bubbles the shit flinging chimp isnt really dead.. I sincerely apologize to bubbles fans everywhere..