Welcome Back

I would like to take this opportunity to welcome Bernie back to Maryland Chat.. Since she's a regular again she will save herself the trouble of popping in the room once a month and informing us she hasnt been online in nearly 2 years and call EVERYONE a buncha losers for still being around.. Nice to see ya full time again LOSER.. Note: If you wish to welcome her back personally you will have to go into the other Maryland room because I bolted her drama infested two faced ass out of mine..

Team Toothless HQ Discovered !

I strapped a camera on Inky the trained rat and caught this image of Team Toothless World Headquarters.. At the time of the photo a high level staff meeting was in session and intelligence reports indicate special agent " BonniferK2 " was frustrated because the window treatments were clashing with the carpet..

Frooty The Limpwristed Swami

Frooty the limpwristed Swami.. I wasn't gonna give the old fag anymore attention, but someone sent this and I couldn't resist.. The turd turban is priceless and a fair representation of what happens when Zeeke hate becomes the defining moment in someones life.. The next time you see the geezin' old gurlyfag post "Swami" in 3rd person think of that picture and laugh along with the other 96% of folks who think he's a total buttdart..

What Happened to Marylanders Over 35 Chat ?

IT SUCKED AND DIED !

A Rare White Hippo Sighting In North America

Our crack photographers spent months searching Walmarts across the great northwest for the rare white trash albino hippo and were rewarded with this spectacular sighting of not 1 but 2 of the great beasts.. The male is easily identified by his dollar store pullover Harley sweatshirt that he sports without actually owning a motorcycle complete with fanciful doorag, huge extended belly and sparse nappy chin hair while the female is identified by her Wilma Flintstone haircolor, wide fat face and multiple chins... Seriously guys.. Limit buffet line returns to under 10 and stop super sizing fast food meals, You are both massive coronaries waiting to happen and for heaven's sake GET SOME SUN.. I've seen morgue photos on Rotten dot com of dead people with more color..

What Makes Bonnie So Angry ?

Recent ultrasound images reveal the cause of Bonnie's anger.. That is one unhappy liver !

Nice Room ? HA !

Tonight I watched in disbelief as the fat toothless trucker stated he hoped one of our brave American Servicemen (Mikeys son) would come home in a bodybag.. Later that night when it was mentioned again, Fat Becki and Whore Maddy defended his words by saying.. "our kids were blogged as well".. I'm 100% sure Mikey doesn't have a blog and unrelated words somewhere in someones blog cannot become everyones excuse for everything.. Nothing excuses wishing an American Serviceman dead.. EVER !.. This is the second time I've seen it happen in that room and it didn't make it less repulsive or unamerican.. Hepzilla wished Mikey's son dead last year and got slammed for it.. HepZilla and Fatboy Bob should both be ashamed to stand on soil earned by the blood and courage of american soldiers after making such treasonous statements.. This all comes on the heels of a delusional movement proclaiming one room is nice, the other room is evil.. I'm sorry but if anyone posted such Anti-American propaganda in my room they would be dismissed instantly and never allowed back.. Commie Bastards !