2/3/09

Did Bonnie see her shadow on Groundhog Day ?

That vile creature doesnt have a shadow anymore... Last year on Groundhog day they yanked her out of the cave at sunrise, She saw her shadow and swore it was part of some big internet conspiracy that was out to destroy her life... She totally Wretched Out, Threw acid on it , Threatened it with legal action, Dialed 911 to report a crime, Blogged it, Made a clone name and posted a bunch of lies in a chatroom and then devoted her life to searching the internet for dirt to use against it.. Her poor shadow realized it was a victim of her paranoid delusions so it ran away and vowed never to return ..