Things that make you go TSK, TSK, TSK...

Recently a certain toothless trucker implied that he was back in Maryland for the day .. What made him come back you ask ? Was it the need to see his young daughter after being away nearly a year ? Was it to sign his divorce papers that his soon to be Ex Wife is begging him to sign ? Was it to deliver some of the MANY gifts he's promised to give various people ? NOPE.. This dumbass said he came back to snap pictures of someones house and stalk an AOL room function.. TSK TSK TSK.. Sometimes we say things that totally backfire and make us look like hapless fools.. Now hes stuck with being thought of as a creepy stalker and people are wondering why seeing his daughter wasnt a priority.. I'll look into my magic 8 ball and see what the toothless trucker was really doing Saturday night .. OK, I see a short fat toothless trucker sitting all alone in the sleeper cab of a company owned truck nowhere near the state Maryland, He was at a non descript shithole rest area in Dumpwater, USA .. I see a set of wrinkly dogballs and a face with no teeth.. OMG.. He's licking his dogs nutsack.. Grossss.. Well.. The 8 ball has spoken and Team Toothless is caught yet another lie..