The Funniest Chatroom Diss Of All Time

Allow me to set the stage.. There I was in a chatroom minding my own business as usual when suddenly I was Brutally attacked by the same retard who called my 79 year old dying mother on the phone and shrieked at her.. In a moment of sheer brilliance I tossed out this instant Zeeke classic designed to insult the fat toothless creature who is currently supporting his drunk worthless ass.. "FUCKING FAT ANGIE WOULD BE LIKE FUCKING A HEFTY BAG FULL OF ROTTEN CHICKEN" KAPOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW...