Ask Zeeke readers get a special look into Star Wars 7th movie.. Revenge Of The Toothless... The movie finds a new hero " Tard Vader " emerge as the leader of a band of illiterate social misfits who struggle against all odds to find out where teeth go when they fall out.. Our hero "Tard Vader" lost a bitter war with the Cavity Creeps who claimed his teeth and forced Tard Vader to roam the universe searching for them in a spaceship that looks amazingly like a tractor trailer.. Sadly "Tard" never finds his teefs and becomes a bloated trucker who lives out his remaining life pretending to be somebody in AOL chat and braggin about having 684 friends on Facebook.. MAY THE TEEFS BE WITH YOU
