5/23/12

Zeekes Top 10 List

Here is a list of the top 10 funniest things posted on Ugly's blog during the 36 hour takeover..
10. CHRISTOPHER BLOWS CUM BUBBLES
9. BONNIE DRINKS FROM THE TOILET
8. BONNIE BLOWS BUMS
7. I TAINTED THE MOUTH UGLY KISSES WITH MY PENIS
6. TOOTHLESS BOB IS REALLY THE FATHER OF UGLY'S CHILDREN
5. FAGGYS FINACE IS A CLEANING LADY
4. BONNIES POOPSTAINED FINGERS
3. CHRISTOPHERS FILTHY BUTTPLUG
2. I SPLOOGED UGLYS TOOTHBRUSH
And the number 1 funniest thing posted on Uglys blog during the takeover issss...
1. MONIKA GAVE ME A BLOWJOB IN A PORTA JOHN AT THE PREAKNES

It seems like a shame to reduce the list to only 10.. so here's another 10..
10. BONNIE FAKED HAVING CANCER FOR PITY
9. CHRISTOPHER SQUATS WHEN HE PEES
8. JAZZY TAINTED MONIKAS FUCKHOLE
7. BONNIE WAS MOLESTED BY HER FATHER
6. I GOT FAGGY'S FIANCE IN THE ASS WHILE SHE WAS SCRUBBING MY TOILET
5. BONNIE SUCKS DOG COCK
4. FAGGY WILL SHIT A TURNIP OVER THIS
3. SUICIDE HOTLINE PUT BONNIE ON HOLD
2. THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS ROONT
and the number 1 funniest thing posted on uglys blog during the takeover on the 2nd top 10 list is..............
1. AFTER MONIKA BLEW ME IN THE PORTA JOHN I STUCK HER HEAD THRU THE SEAT HOLE AND FUCKED HER IN THE POOPCHUTE

Want another 10 ? Twist my arm.. Here's another 10..

10. BONNIE SNACKS ON DEAD ROACHES
9. UGLYS ALCOHOLIC WIFE BLEW ME FOR A BOTTLE OF BOONES FARM
8. COME OUT OF THE CLOSET CHRISTOPHER
7. CHRISTOPHERS FIANCE BLEW ME FOR 10 DOLLARS
6. THIS BLOG IS ROONT
5. BONNIE GARGLES WITH PEE
4. CHRISTOPHER WEARS TAMPONS JUST FOR THE FEEL
3. BONNIES LIVER JUST EXPLODED
2. FAGGY IS SO STEAMED HIS DEPENDS MELTED
And the number 1 funniest thing posted on Ugly's blog during the takeovers 3rd top 10 list is...
1.. MONIKA SNORTED MY CUM THRU A STRAW

The Alliance posted hundreds of comments on Ugly's blog over a 36 hour period so I could easily make another 5 lists... Faggy and Bonnie were helpless and could do nothing to stop it.
TOTAL VICTORY !