How long should an AOL suicide last ?

If you have ratfucked a buncha friends and you are all pissed off and hatin life because they caught you talking out of both sides of your neck.. Hell with it.. You are totally ruined and everyone has already figured out that you are an untrustworthy bag of shit so why bother making a bigger ass of yourself ? If you say you are tired of the BS and leaving AOL forever and then comeback in a matter if days, You come off looking like a total douchenozzle ... So unless you really mean it.. Dont do the suicide thingy.. EVER