I'm toothless and have a big date .. What can I do ?

Hmm... Obviously NOT having teeth is a huge turnoff.. Most people cant even look at a toothless person without being totally disgusted, So its gonna require a bit of deception.. Heres what you do, Go down to the Dollar Tree store and buy 2 boxes of white Chicklets.. Now stuff them into the black holes where your teeth used to be.. INSTANT TEETH .. I hope this was helpful and GOODLUCK..