My big fat wife acts like a whore on the internet.. Should I be offended ?

Hell Yes.. Its a direct reflection on you.. I know the idea of sex with her seems gross and disgusting because the cow has put on a hundred pounds since the wedding but thats not the point.. You feed her, Put clothes on her back and provide her with a home and this is how she repays you ? Some internet romeo needs beat off material and uses her like a gloryhole ? I dont think so, Man up and put a stop to this funny business pronto .. Heres what you do.. As soon as the opportunity presents itself, Push the bitch down a flight of steps and as shes laying at the bottom in a twisted pile of broken bones crying for help say.. " Maybe one of your internet beat off buddies can help you dial 911 " Then spit on her and walk away.. As she lays there coughing up blood it will sink in how stupid shes been acting and if she survives I doubt she will be cybering again anytime soon.. Goodluck and Seasons greetings ..