3/29/09

Another great night out on the town..

A night of drinking and fun was long overdue and judging from the smiles and laughter from those in attendance, The night was an overwhelming success.. The only glitch of the evening was that all 12 entrants in the PEEP jousting tournament failed the drug test so the championship will have to be decided another time.. We will try and get this situation corrected and reschedule ASAP..

3/28/09

Whats up with that guy ?

Who Bob ? I was hoping being slapped with a restraining order would calm him down a little but it seems to have made him more unstable and deranged .. I guess Pending litigation combined with having a tiny non-working penis are a bit more than Ole Bobber can handle at the moment .. Lack of education, Poor coping skills and No self control have sent him down the wrong path.. A path that without correction will lead to him becoming someones prison bitch ..

3/27/09

How stupid can a toofless trucker with a restraining order be ?

( This showed up in my mailbox and was posted in a blog owned by Bob Bolek who is currently under a restraining order for stalking another AOL member ) BUSH WACKER said...
Ask me, Zeek said...
Recently a certain toothless trucker who talks like a uneducated boob and a gangster, implied that he was back in Maryland for the day.THE REST OF THE STORY IS THAT ZEEKE WAS TOO SCARED TO SHOW UP ...HE IS JUST LIKE ROSE ...PEOPLE GO BY ROSES HOUSE AND TAKES PICS AND SHES OFF TA GET A RESTRAINING ORDER ...THATS ROSE AND BILLY FOR YA ...ALL AOL MOUTH ,ALL BLOG MOUTH AND THEY SCARED WHEN PEOPLE SHOW ...I AM CURIOUS AS TO WHOS HOUSE SHOWS UP NEXT ...WE GOT ROSES GARBAGE DUMP ...IS IT BILLYS ??? HIS BROTHERS ??? HIS SISTERS PLACES ????? HAMS HOUSE ???
DID YA CUT THE BUSHES DOWN ...GET THE DOGS READY ???? GO ON HIGH ALERT ??? WHERE WILL WE STRIKE NEXT...BILLY LOOK OVER YA SHOULDER ...YA THOUGHT WE WERE BULLSHITTING WITH ROSE ????? YOU WILL LEARN YA CANT RUN YA FUCKING MOUTH AND NOT EXPECT A REPLY ....LMAO
LETS PLAY ZEEKE POO LETS PLAY.................... Zeekes reply.. Bob you are an idiot ..

3/25/09

!st annual Peep Jousting Championship announcement..

Due to State and Federal PEEP cruelty laws, The time and venue must be kept confidential.. Participants will receive email notification just prior to the event stating exact time and location.. All PEEP combatants must register the day of the contest and all PEEPS will be required to submit to a drug test and sign a waiver releasing all parties from litigation arising from the barbaric nature and of this deadly sport.. Remember.. The last PEEP standing will be named champion and the rest will die for our amusement so make sure all spectators understand the violent nature and savage brutality of PEEP jousting.. Goodluck and may the best PEEP win...

3/23/09

What does my name on a restraining order mean ?

Congratulations, You are officially a Stalker..

3/20/09

Lets increase our word power..

Todays word is Interloper .. Webster defines an "Interloper" as someone who interferes in the affairs of others, Often for selfish reasons..

3/17/09

You know you are a star when....

Recently someone pointed this site out to me.. http://letstalkzeeke.blogspot.com/ Its yet another blog dedicated to everyones favorite hero.. ME.. I thought it would be fun to allow my readers to see just how deeply Zeeke can fuck up someones mind.. For the record.. I havent looked at the site and I wont, But feel free to look and laugh in amazement at just how warped a mind can become when confronted by a superior being.. In fact.. I'm so amused by this I will open the comments section and allow people to post freely..

3/16/09

Things that make you go TSK, TSK, TSK...

Recently a certain toothless trucker implied that he was back in Maryland for the day .. What made him come back you ask ? Was it the need to see his young daughter after being away nearly a year ? Was it to sign his divorce papers that his soon to be Ex Wife is begging him to sign ? Was it to deliver some of the MANY gifts he's promised to give various people ? NOPE.. This dumbass said he came back to snap pictures of someones house and stalk an AOL room function.. TSK TSK TSK.. Sometimes we say things that totally backfire and make us look like hapless fools.. Now hes stuck with being thought of as a creepy stalker and people are wondering why seeing his daughter wasnt a priority.. I'll look into my magic 8 ball and see what the toothless trucker was really doing Saturday night .. OK, I see a short fat toothless trucker sitting all alone in the sleeper cab of a company owned truck nowhere near the state Maryland, He was at a non descript shithole rest area in Dumpwater, USA .. I see a set of wrinkly dogballs and a face with no teeth.. OMG.. He's licking his dogs nutsack.. Grossss.. Well.. The 8 ball has spoken and Team Toothless is caught yet another lie..

3/15/09

Zeeke goes out on the town

I wish to thank everyone involved for making the evening an overwhelming success and creating fond memories I will cherish for the rest of my life.. And Yes.. I was peeing ..

3/3/09

This weeks featured site

Some sites are Zeeke worthy.. Enjoy .. fatchicksinpartyhats dot com

3/1/09

Is having lunch with a Hep C infected revenge seeking lunatic safe ?

I would have to say NO.. We can examine her past behavior and point to specific incidents that more than prove shes incapable of rational human interaction.. psychopaths will often display temporary friendly tendancies in order to accomplish a specific task.. DONT BE FOOLED.. Chances are she will shove a grenade up her vagina and kill everyone or stab herself in the head with a fork and claim she was assaulted.. Its my personal belief that she will attempt to infect everyone in attendance with the deadly HEP C virus as some sort of sick revenge.. Zeeke strongly urges his many fans NOT to attend this luncheon for fear you may face dire consequences when she WRETCHES OUT without the buffer of a computer monitor to protect you .. The life you save may be your own..