PeterDeily: bye bye loosers
Welcome to K2's Validation Academy. In a few short weeks you can learn the secret of justifying any situation or behavior with total disregard of fact's or common sense.. Here at The Validation Academy we teach you how to blame everyone else and accept no responsibility for your own actions.. Yes friends you too can spit out 5,000 word blogposts on a hateful smear rag while pretending you detest drama and still manage to feel you are somehow NOT involved.. We will also teach you the secret of sitting alone in chatrooms without shame.. Here at the Validation Academy we take delusion seriously.. Sign up today and receive a free pamphlet titled " How to look away while your fiance is banging mexican drywallers and cleaning out your bank account " written by Professor Faggy himself.. ACT NOW !
Our crack research department figured out why chatrooms die when Faggy has the bolt.. Several years ago a deranged individual posted a heartfelt and emotional Youtube clip and it was taken out of context.. People werent supposed to abandon his room, They were supposed to stop making fun of him.. Silly Aolers ! I hope this sets the record straight..
Sure Faggy's self destruction was entertaining but at this point it's just getting painful to watch.. I wish one of his friends would suggest to him that he has outlived his usefulness and just needs to go away.. Oh right.. He doesnt have any friends left.. DOINK !
Last week my dear friend Paco the Mexican Drywaller sent me a picture of his new girlfriend Pamela.. She was working as the bukkake girl at a Latino gangbang.. After he paid her 10 dollars and dumped a load in her hair they struck up a conversation and Paco was smitten.. Things only got better for Paco when later that evening she removed her panties and it reminded him of the fish market he worked in back home in Old Mexico City.. The staff here at Ask Zeeke wishes the happy couple well and will keep its readers updated as this relationship moves into the future.. GOOD LUCK PACO !
Last year the Magic 8 ball correctly predicted the fall of Team Toothless.. This year I asked the Magic 8 ball about the future of Marylanders Over 35 chat with Ole Faggy as the boltholder.. I flipped the ball and the answer was.. "Christophers warm, uplifting personality and charm will win crowds back" Obviously it was broken so I went on EBAY and purchased another one new in the box for $8.99.. I asked the question again and the 8 ball's answer was "IT'S DOOMED, DOOMEDDDDDDDDDD"... The Ball has spoken..
Angry had a bit too much celebrating last evening and is unavailable to DE-LIVER Ask Zeeke's New Year message of goodwill and cheer so I google searched images and FOUNT this gem from 1901 and thought it captured the spirit of the day.. I wondered whatever happened to the baby in the picture so I looked into Zeeke's magic 8 ball and saw some pretty disturbing images of a gurlyman on his knees and A dozen naked men standing in a line.. Then the ball went dark.. I suspect it was some sort of religious ritual because the gurlyman was on his knees in prayer position and A naked man was chanting OH GOD, OH GOD, OH GOD.. Anyway.. The staff here at Ask Zeeke would like to say it's been an honor to waste several minutes of your 2011 reading silly paragraphs that poke fun at the less fortunate members of society.. Ask Zeeke promises BIG and INTERESTING things in 2012 and will continue to provide its vast worldwide readership the same high quality nonsense YOU have come to expect from A true giant in the blog industry.. HAPPY NEW YEAR MOSTLY EVERYONE !