Last Week In Zeeke News

Today's top story.. Team Toothless is still reeling from the loss of the old gurlyfag from its ranks.. It's gonna be hard for them to replace someone who was that willing to totally incinerate themselves and self destruct over Zeeke hate in a few short months like the old gurlyfag did.. WOWZERS, I must say it will go down as one of the greatest flameouts in AOL history.. The flamer flamed out, Priceless.. In other top stories.. Nothing more was said about that poor innocent woman who was unlucky enough to get my old PO box so hopefully she's still alive.. I'm really not sure how the braintrust arrived at the conclusion my name was really Anita but I gave up trying to understand my crazed stalkers years ago however, It is pretty funny to imagine a carload of crazed glue sniffing halfwits riding on some poor innocent woman and showing up at her home prepared to exact revenge on Zeeke and being shot and killed for trespassing.. One thing they should keep in mind is that in rural Maryland, Houses likely contain more firearms than television sets so they might wanna just stick to harmless things blogging, google searching family members of people they don't like or creating fake names and divebombing chatrooms.. In other Zeeke news.. It was reported that I have Herpes, If I was going to pic an STD to have I would go with Herpes because it seems a lot less fatal than other STD's like lets say, HEP C.. A few canker flareups a year seem a lot less horrible than rotting from the inside out and dying a slow painful death from liver failure within a few years.. I was reading about Hep C and it was reported that Hep C eats holes in the brain like Syphillis causing the person to go insane.. We all see proof of that HEPPENING every day..(cough cough).. In other late breaking Zeeke news, After knowing my son personally for all 12 years of his life I just found out he was retarded..It must be true because I read it posted in a chatroom by one of my stalkers.. I guess I should call his baseball coach and have him pulled from the lineup then call the school and have him yanked from the school band and removed from the honor role and take away all his toys like 4 wheelers and minibikes, airsoft guns and his potato cannon.. I'll Take away all his archery equipment, swords and firearms and just turn him over to the State like the Toothless Trucker Blowhard Bob did to his kid and turn my back and walk away like it never happened.. I wonder if Fat Beckie or anyone of the dozen or so people from the room who have actually seen him in person noticed he was retarded when they met him ? I'll ask around and see what they think.. Anyway.. Let me wrap this up because I need to take my retarded son to Cal Ripkens baseball camp then go about my day and please remember.. ZEEKE HATE RUINS LIVES !


Latest News From The Front

Lets see.. Butter and Bonnie humiliated the old Gurlyfag and he got his panties in a wad and left AOL.. Team Toothless is in total chaos.. Someone named Anita is marked for death because she was unlucky enough to get my old PO box and Bonnie is still BATSHIT CRAZY.. LET THE GOOD TIMES ROLL !


Final Chapter, The Bolting Of Bonnie

ButterflyBeMe54: Good afternoon Bonnie
TheMarvelousToy1: hi Butter
Redheadedjezabel: Hellooooooooooooooooooooo Bonnieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
TheMarvelousToy1: I closed my blog but, sent out invites to most of you
TheMarvelousToy1: hi red
TheMarvelousToy1: at least that i could remember the screen names
ButterflyBeMe54: My invite expires on 6/24 so Im good till then Bonnie
TheMarvelousToy1: and butter, I saw when you were in the room yesterday
ButterflyBeMe54: yeah I went in just to see
TheMarvelousToy1: and saw perky attacking you as well
ButterflyBeMe54: and I got attacked
ButterflyBeMe54: oh yeah and you noticed I didn't attack them back I just laughed at them
TheMarvelousToy1: soooooooooooo, I thought she felt left out so, I blogged her
ButterflyBeMe54: ahhhhhhh
ButterflyBeMe54: yeah Im a crippled bitch lol
ButterflyBeMe54: I should have called Ronnie a drunken sot but I was nice
TheMarvelousToy1: I didnt see that, must have been before i got here
ButterflyBeMe54: See so much for a "nice" ROOM
ButterflyBeMe54: changing their ways my ass
TheMarvelousToy1: yeah well according to what I read a few days ago on the widget, I think ronnie and afew others are starting to see how immature billy really is
ButterflyBeMe54: exactly
ButterflyBeMe54: well Ronnie isn't far behind him on being immature
ButterflyBeMe54: that's sad when you have to depend on alcohol to get you through the day you know???
RUFFSTUFFROB69: hiya bonnie
TheMarvelousToy1: you know, as hard as it is, I think we all should let them go and, just wach it all come crashing down around them
TheMarvelousToy1: hi Bob
ButterflyBeMe54: oh you're right about that believe me it is gonna crash
ButterflyBeMe54: that's why I didn't argue with them yesterday and I just laughed
TheMarvelousToy1: yeah but, its hard not to point and laugh
ButterflyBeMe54: cause it was silly
ButterflyBeMe54: I've lived for 55 years without them before and I can live without them now
RUFFSTUFFROB69: bonnie a friend told me that they are like that cause this is all the life they have and they don t want us in it
TheMarvelousToy1: I liked yesterday and got a really big laugh out of it
ButterflyBeMe54: exactly Rob
RUFFSTUFFROB69: having a aol life is it
ButterflyBeMe54: what happened Bonnie?
RUFFSTUFFROB69: thats all they have
ButterflyBeMe54: what did I miss I did a lot of running yesterday
TheMarvelousToy1: well bob, I already knew that
TheMarvelousToy1: but I had to really laugh last night
RUFFSTUFFROB69: bonnie i have a suprise soon
ButterflyBeMe54: yeah I can't wait for the surprise
Sylvar Firestorm left the room | 12:47
aintthebeercold entered the room | 12:47
TheMarvelousToy1: billy, he is most likely sleep deprived from this bolt bullshit, was talling shirley that he could pass her the bolt
aintthebeercold: hi deb
TheMarvelousToy1: anmd by bolting a few, would make her feel better
ButterflyBeMe54: hi Alan mmmuuuaaahhh
aintthebeercold: how are ya
TheMarvelousToy1: she told him it was too much trouble
ButterflyBeMe54: im doing great how about you???
RUFFSTUFFROB69: shirleys a fkn ;loser too
aintthebeercold: exhausted
aintthebeercold: but otherwise ok
ButterflyBeMe54: lolol now if that isn't sad Bonnie
TheMarvelousToy1: then she went on to tell him that, there were only 4 people in here
RUFFSTUFFROB69: she was crying how even her hubby disliked her
ButterflyBeMe54: well this is your weekend woohoo
aintthebeercold: yup
TheMarvelousToy1: and I was not in here and no one as talking
aintthebeercold: thank god
RUFFSTUFFROB69: i don t care
RUFFSTUFFROB69: i showed what i do
TheMarvelousToy1: so someone asked him, does it really matter?
TheMarvelousToy1: and billy says yes
ButterflyBeMe54: well you know they use to make fun of me saying if something hurt on me and look at all the damn stuff she saying in the room all the time about all of her aches and pains
TheMarvelousToy1: then she asked him, why
RUFFSTUFFROB69: and they can t have what i have
ButterflyBeMe54: well what I have is all mine and it is paid for
TheMarvelousToy1: and he says for 4 months they ahve been sitting in here making me out to be a devil
RUFFSTUFFROB69: once a loser always a loser
TheMarvelousToy1: hahahahahahaha
aintthebeercold: so true ruff
ButterflyBeMe54: see Bonnie Billy was gotten too lol
ButterflyBeMe54: lmao
ButterflyBeMe54: he is the devil
TheMarvelousToy1: he has the nerve to cry about that after sitting in that chat room for 8 years doing that same thing to me???
RUFFSTUFFROB69: and rose blogged the ice road trucker as my lover
aintthebeercold: who is the devil
ButterflyBeMe54: look at all the vile stuff he has said to people that he doesn't know
TheMarvelousToy1: he is getting what he gave
RUFFSTUFFROB69: just shows how stupid and desperate they are
ButterflyBeMe54: Billy is Alan
ButterflyBeMe54: exactly Bonnie and it dont go down so good to billy
TheMarvelousToy1: big wissuies ass cybaby
ButterflyBeMe54: well they were the ones that left the room to make another room
ButterflyBeMe54: so now they have their baby room back awww their iddy biddy woom awwww
ButterflyBeMe54: so let them have it who cares
RUFFSTUFFROB69: i ll be out with the celebs again in aug
TheMarvelousToy1: oh i couldnt care less about that
ButterflyBeMe54: there are always other chatrooms to go to and talk
TheMarvelousToy1 left the room | 12:51
ChristopherK2: Anyone else?
aintthebeercold: why did you bolt her
RUFFSTUFFROB69: can i get a scotch on the rocks
ChristopherK2: She had been warned... NO drama, means NO drama.
ButterflyBeMe54: a fuzzie navel would be nice
RUFFSTUFFROB69: whats drama
RUFFSTUFFROB69: hiya chris
aintthebeercold left the room | 12:52
ButterflyBeMe54: well that stopped the room
ButterflyBeMe54: hi Christopher

See.. The old gurlyfag agrees with everything I've been saying, Bonnie is toxic and must be removed for the good of the room.. Although.. It seems to me Butter was more guilty of causing drama than Bonnie and should have been removed as well..


Bonnie Classic Part Duex

I am finished with you bunch of low life losers, I am not leaving AOL but, I am done hanging around a bunch of infantile low grade narcissistic bullies. Redskybay made a statement the other day that made a lot of sense, in reference to my inability to let go of the hatred I feel toward Billy xxxxx and Beth xxxxxxx, Cynthia xxxxxx, Nancy xxxxxxxxxx and, the many others that have took part in this. She compared it to a tragic car wreck, that you know full well I have been through, most people that live through such a traumatic experience such as that, never get over it, what you all have done to me, is like me reliving that accident every damned day!.... Bonnie just keeps comedy train rolling !

An Instant Bonnie Classic

This is a direct quote from Bonnie Wilson about me having the bolt.. " I am not sure what there deal is and it really doesn't matter to me but, it seems as if they want to pick and choose who is a part of what they think is THEIR chat room! " Yes folks, She really posted that.. I could go into a 500 word rant pointing out the irony and the utter stupidity in that statement but instead I'm gonna allow Ask Zeeke readers to let that gem roll around the brain cavity without commentary and allow you to enjoy what is surely to be yet another instant Bonnie classic.. Priceless !


Another Great Victory !

I would like to thank all the "nice" people (chuckle,chuckle) who voted down the politics of division and intolerance and allowed OUR room to reach its maximum number of 36 chatters.. You had a choice and made a bold statement to the former room owners and hopefully the next boltholder will continue my simple formula for success.. Which is essentially doing nothing and allowing the room to police itself and keeping Bonnie out.. The day Boo got the bolt she had nothing but good intentions but somewhere along the way she started listening to morons with agenda's who led her to believe she could impose her will and reinvent a stable chatroom that had been thriving for over a decade.. I don't blame Boo, She got really bad advice from really stupid people who had her convinced she was doing the right thing.. By the time Beckie got the bolt the room was already a shell of it's former self and she pushed it deeper into the shitter until it became an angry bitter place with no personality or charm.. When you entered the room it felt like visiting that old creepy aunt who's house smelled like mothballs, You really didn't wanna be there but you kinda went anyway.. Beckie said numerous times that she was trying to destroy the room and the only reason she had the bolt was too piss people off.. Why on earth would anyone devote valuable life moments to a room dedicated to that philosophy ? I watched in disbelief as the room was destroyed and realized that someday I could get the bolt and restore the room to it's former glory.. I was expecting a long hard road to recovery but it turns out it only took 3 or 4 days.. After 4 months of hatespew and censorship people were hungry for decent chat that wasn't A sheeple orgy of Zeeke hate and stupidity.. I can only hope valuable lessons were learned from the mistakes Boo and Beckie made and that the the bolt in OUR room and the good folks in it will never be used and abused in that fashion ever again.. With all that being said I would like to add one final heartfelt thought to everyone who participated in destroying OUR room.. HAHAHAHAHAHAA YOU STUPID PATHETIC LOSERS.. GOOGLE THE WORD HUMILIATION AND SEE HOW IT APPLIES TO EACH AND EVERY ONE OF YOU TOXIC ASSHOLES THEN EAT SHIT AND DIE ! ZEEKE WINS AGAIN !


Let's Set The Record Straight

-----Original Message-----
From: ChristopherK2@aol.com
Date: Tue, 1 Jun 2010 06:40:38 EDT
Subject: New room for "nice" Marylanders
To: ChristopherK2@aol.com

Last night, Beckie (Sylvar Firestorm) lost the bolt for the Marylanders Over 35 room, and PprmntPatti63 picked it up. Then early this morning, Patti turned it over to the SSR people.

Several long-time room regulars have already been banned from the Over 35 room, including me. So I started a new room...

Romance - Marylanders NO Drama

As indicated, I will keep the room as drama free as possible. If interested, please check it out...


Christopher..... Once again Frooty the limpwristed swami has it all wrong.. Patti didn't turn anything over to the SSR people.. Patti didn't want the drama and headaches associated with babysitting a buncha children so she closed the room and threw the bolt up for grabs, Anyone could have gotten it.. In fact, The old gurlyfag clicked in less than a second after I did so the implication that she "turned" the bolt over to anyone is utterly retarded but its expected because facts don't seem important in his sad little world anymore.. Patti had nothing but good intentions in giving up the bolt and for anyone to say otherwise is false.. Does the old gurlyfag believe anyone would be outraged because several long-time roomies were bolted after the death blow Beckie dealt that room ? Be serious old man.. Mikey, Hooters, Ronnie and a host of other long-time roomies were bolted out of that room and no one seemed outraged so why would anyone be outraged because YOU were ousted ? You honestly deserved to be gone after the ammount of drama and division you've injected into that room over the last 4 months so put on the big girl pants and deal with being bolted, YOU EARNED IT ! .. It's a new day and it's EVERYONE'S room again and not a platform for a select few socially crippled misfits to spew hate, shamelessly promote blogs and demonize anyone who doesn't follow in the belief that Zeeke is the devil incarnate..