Toothless Bob's Escape From The Crimescene

Toothless Bob was caught by a security camera making his escape after swindling an elderly woman out of her life savings.. Wilma Dickfit, A 103 year old handicapped woman in A Texas retirement home explained that she had met the toothless bandit in a chatroom and that she had performed various sex acts for him on webcam.. Toothless Bob maintains the money was a gift and refuses any further comment..


On The Road Again

The Magic 8 ball looked into the future and captured this photo of Heppy LeSpew's doomed driving career.. If you look closely at the picture you can see spamloaf walking away after just presenting Heppy with the keys.. Heppy got in, started it up and KABLAMMMMM.. Heppy told a rescue worker "Beings that, Pam told me, it was an automatic, I thought, the car drove itself"..