It's A Match !

I was goofing around with facial recognition software and look who matched Droopy.. Sorry Droopy.. I know that cuts pretty deep ..

Readers Choice

Ask Zeeke readers were outraged when the ANGRY LIVER and LUIGI WILSON pics weren't included in the best pic contest.. Sorry Guys.. ENJOY !

Which Is The Best ASK ZEEKE Pic Of All Time ?

Both these pics are timeless classics.. FROOTY THE LIMPWRISTED SWAMI captured the essence of Ole Faggys dive into the abyss.. Fat Maddy and Toothless Toddler Bob was a pic that captured the true spirit of a totally dysfunctional co-dependant relationship.. I'm gonna have to call this one a TIE.. Congratulations..

Where Have The " REJECTS " Gone ?

In the past when I bolted marginal tards from my room they ended up back in the Team Toothless controlled room.. This time it isn't the case.. Where have they gone ? Has the shame and embarrassment of being associated with Team Toothless become a line no one is willing to cross ? I'm launching a full scale investigation into this matter and will report my findings at a later date..

BREAKING NEWS.. TARD INVASION REPORTED

" NtrIBInd40: zeek from friends of bonnies we hope you find a cyber date and will post personal IMs all weekend u ppl talk 2 spys and was logged we b shared lets show what u talk about and who time to put it all out in the open "... I'm not exactly sure what that statement is supposed to mean.. SPIES IN OUR ROOM ? POSTING ROOM LOGS ? There goes Ole Faggys delusional week long blog crusade down the shitter.. PLEASE NOTE: I must insist that if you are going to do drivebys make them literate and have a clear message.. I dont translate TARD !

A Joyous Day In Halethorpe

Nancy Grace Wins The First Annual " Jesus Should Spank You Because You Totally Suck " Award

Nancy had the audacity to accuse someone of exploiting a horiffic situation for monetary gain on one of her recent TV broadcasts.. Queen Blowhole has made a career out of exploiting horiffic situations for monetary gain.. Nancy Nancy Nancy.. Bend Over and take it like a man ..