Important Message From Our Sponsors

In order to provide it's readers with the same top quality nonsense they have come to expect from Ask Zeeke I've taken on a few sponsors to help defray operating costs..
I wanted to keep Ask Zeeke free from Advertising but Hepto-Bismol offered me 16 cents, a bent paper clip and a piece of pocket lint to display the Ad on my site.. In todays bad economy how could I refuse such an offer ?