Why do you think paying someone to piss thru my mailslot is funny ?

Its not only funny its part of my economic stimulus plan... We can save our nations struggling economy by paying A third party 50 bucks a pop to piss thru mailslots of people we dont like.. We have a duty as Americans to do everything humanly possible to help get us out of the current economic downturn and I'm willing to do my part .. In fact.. I'm feeling pretty yankee doodle dandy, So I'll make it 75. .. Never let it be said that Zeeke isnt a good American..