I made a blog and no one reads it, Why has "Ask Zeeke" become so popular so fast ?

Blogs are like sexual partners.. Some thrill you to death while others just leave you scratching you head and wishing they would go away.... I picked the " Ask Zeeke " format because everything can always be fresh and new... You never know what Zeeke will be posting and it has created a sense of anticipation and excitement.. If you do some lame halfassed hate blog only the people who dislike that person will read it... After the initial post it seems retarded and stalkerish and people wont continue to read it because its not entertaining enough to keep anyones attention.. So anyway.. I pointed you in the proper direction.. Lets see how badly you can bastardize it..