Big And Interesting ?

What scoop could be worthy of such a bold statement ? Zeeke is really a space alien ? Ronnie is really a 26 inch tall 300 pound dwarf ? Ham goes to church every Sunday ? Itchy cooks with a microwave oven ? Those would all be big big big news.. One thing we know is the blog post wont be about Redsky because shes big and uninteresting.. BADDABINGBABYYYYYYYYY..