Scourge of Society..

No.. Not bonnies liver or K2's imaginary sense of humor, I'm talking about something so sinister it threatens the very core of society.. Inflatable christmas lawn decorations.. LIFES ARE BEING DESTROYT and they must be stopped before civilization as we know it is ROONT.. The culture of proper and tasteful outdoor Christmas lighting is under attack and future generations will be denied the joy of untangling cheap light strings or relish in the frustration of finding that one burnt out bulb that wont allow the string to light.. Don't allow yourself to become a slave to the instant gratification of yard inflatables.. The future of mankind depends on YOU..